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Slap this on your fridge and give everyone fair warning—you're operating on a different timeline. A lighthearted gift for the charmingly analog among us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Chris's Stuff, Inc","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51241702686936,"sku":"BU342","price":3.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0337\/4927\/0667\/files\/bottomsupbepatientmagnet.jpg?v=1767143643"},{"product_id":"funny-magnet-dating-after-40","title":"Funny Magnet - Dating after 40","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the reality check magnet for the over-40 dating crowd. This brutally honest refrigerator magnet captures the hilarious truth: \"Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged thing at the thrift store.\" Perfect for anyone navigating the modern dating scene with a sense of humor intact. Stick it on your fridge as a badge of honor, a conversation starter, or a gentle reminder that you're not alone in this beautifully chaotic journey. A witty gift for the romantically seasoned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Chris's Stuff, Inc","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51241705210072,"sku":"BU344","price":3.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0337\/4927\/0667\/files\/bottomsupdatingafter40magnet.jpg?v=1767144129"},{"product_id":"funny-magnet-you-drink-too-much","title":"Funny Magnet - You drink too much","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis magnet is a love letter to your ride-or-die. \"You drink too much, cuss too much, and you have questionable morals. You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.\" It's the perfect way to celebrate the beautifully flawed friendships that actually matter. Stick it on your fridge as a tribute to the people who show up exactly as they are—no filter, no apologies. An ideal gift for friends who get the joke and appreciate being appreciated for all their perfectly imperfect qualities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Chris's Stuff, Inc","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51241707929816,"sku":"BU345","price":3.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0337\/4927\/0667\/files\/bottomsupdrinktoomuchmagnet.jpg?v=1767144308"},{"product_id":"funny-magnet-the-first-5-days","title":"Funny Magnet - The first 5 days","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor anyone who's ever felt the Monday blues stretch into Friday afternoon, this magnet speaks the truth: \"The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.\" It's the relatable humor that makes your coworkers nod in recognition and your friends laugh out loud. Stick it on your fridge, your desk, or anywhere you need a little commiseration. The perfect pick-me-up for anyone counting down to their next day off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Chris's Stuff, Inc","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51241715761368,"sku":"BU332","price":3.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0337\/4927\/0667\/files\/bottomsupfirst5daysmagnet.jpg?v=1767144508"},{"product_id":"funny-magnet-here-we-go-again","title":"Funny Magnet - Here we ... go again","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis magnet is for the brutally honest morning person—or rather, the person who's anything but. \"Here we fucking go again. I mean good morning.\" captures that raw, unfiltered moment before coffee kicks in. It's the perfect blend of profanity and self-awareness for anyone who knows their inner monologue doesn't match their outer politeness. Stick it on your fridge as a daily reality check and a conversation starter that'll make your friends laugh every single time. Ideal for the authentically cranky among us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Chris's Stuff, Inc","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51241716482264,"sku":"BU336","price":3.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0337\/4927\/0667\/files\/bottomsupherewegomagnet.jpg?v=1767144688"},{"product_id":"funny-magnet-housework","title":"Funny Magnet - Housework","description":"\u003cp\u003eA magnet for the proudly lazy homeowner. \"Housework won't kill you, but why take a chance?\" is the comedic manifesto for anyone who'd rather spend their time literally anywhere else. Whether you're a serial procrastinator, a dust-bunny enthusiast, or just someone with better things to do, this magnet validates your life choices with a wink. Stick it on your fridge as your official excuse and a heads-up to visitors. The perfect gift for anyone who's mastered the art of strategic neglect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Chris's Stuff, Inc","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51241717039320,"sku":"BU340","price":3.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0337\/4927\/0667\/files\/bottomsuphouseworkmagnet.jpg?v=1767144864"},{"product_id":"funny-magnet-i-googled-my-symptoms","title":"Funny Magnet - I googled my symptoms","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe magnet for anyone who's ever fallen down the WebMD rabbit hole. \"I googled my symptoms, and it turns out I'm just a bitch.\" is the hilarious diagnosis that actually makes sense. It's the perfect tongue-in-cheek acknowledgment that sometimes the real problem isn't mysterious—it's just you on a bad day. Stick it on your fridge as a self-aware confession and a fair warning to everyone around you. An ideal gift for the refreshingly honest and unapologetically sarcastic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Chris's Stuff, Inc","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51241726345432,"sku":"BU335","price":3.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0337\/4927\/0667\/files\/bottomsupigoogledmagnet.jpg?v=1767145111"},{"product_id":"funny-magnet-i-would-tell-you","title":"Funny Magnet - I would tell you","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe ultimate magnet for setting boundaries with style. \"I would tell you to fuck off, but then we'd be in a conversation.\" is the perfect paradox for anyone who's mastered the art of witty dismissal. It's cheeky, it's clever, and it says everything without actually saying goodbye. 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It's a cheeky nod to the audacity required to keep playing badly and loving it anyway. Stick it on your fridge as your declaration of golfing pride, your sense of humor about your handicap, and your refusal to take the sport too seriously. An ideal gift for the weekend warrior who laughs at their own game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Chris's Stuff, Inc","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51241757081816,"sku":"BU338","price":3.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0337\/4927\/0667\/files\/bottomsupittakesalotmagnet.jpg?v=1767146142"},{"product_id":"funny-magnet-not-sure-i-can-jingle","title":"Funny Magnet - Not sure I can jingle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe magnet for the realistically festive. \"Not sure I can jingle all the way. I can jingle some of the way, then I'll need to take a nap\" is the honest holiday confession for anyone whose stamina peaks around mid-December. It's the perfect blend of seasonal spirit and self-aware exhaustion for those who love the holidays but love sleep more. Stick it on your fridge as your official energy disclaimer and a relatable reminder that jingling at full capacity is overrated. An ideal gift for the authentically tired who still show up to the party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Chris's Stuff, Inc","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51241757606104,"sku":"BU341","price":3.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0337\/4927\/0667\/files\/bottomsupnotsureicanjinglemagnet.jpg?v=1767146309"},{"product_id":"funny-magnet-the-house-was-clean","title":"Funny Magnet - The house was clean","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe magnet for the chronically messy. \"The house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it\" is the perfect excuse wrapped in humor for anyone whose tidiness is more myth than reality. It's a cheeky acknowledgment that cleanliness is fleeting and visitors have terrible timing. Stick it on your fridge as your official apology and a heads-up that the chaos is a feature, not a bug. An ideal gift for the proudly disorganized who've made peace with their clutter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Chris's Stuff, Inc","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51241762226392,"sku":"BU333","price":3.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0337\/4927\/0667\/files\/bottomsupthehousewascleanmagnet.jpg?v=1767146442"}],"url":"https:\/\/chrisstuff.com\/collections\/bottoms-up-magnets.oembed?page=4","provider":"Chris's Stuff, Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}