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I saw.","description":"\u003cp\u003eI came.  I saw.  I forgot what I was doing.  I left. napkin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing our new cocktail napkin: \"I Came, I Saw, I Forgot...I Left.\" Perfect for cocktail parties, this napkin adds a touch of humor and quirkiness to any gathering. 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