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Wine-1-1 Three Bottle Insulated Bag

Wine-1-1 Three Bottle Insulated Bag

The WINE-1-1 3 bottle insulated bag will keep your wine cool and your spirits high. Covered in humorous phrases, this insulated 3-bottle wine holder is sure to make a splash at any outdoor party or barbecue.

Easily Chill and Transport your Wine

Keep your wine chilled and ready for consumption with this durable 3 bottle tote crafted from woven nylon fabric. This 3-bottle wine holder is insulated, with dividers for each bottle, ensuring that each remains cool and protected. Easily adjust the strap for shoulder or crossbody use.

Funny and Functional

This 3-bottle wine bag is the first aid kit for all your wine consumption needs. Don't believe us? Just read the front and back panels. The front says, “Emergency Thirst Aid Kit,” while the back quips, “In case of emergency, pour glass.”

That's not all. The inner panel tells you that “when your life is in crisis, call WINE-1-1.” The inner panel depicts typical wine-necessitating scenarios, such as:

  • “Tyrannical Boss: 'Caution: Drinking alcohol with tyrannical boss is not advisable.'”

  • “Household Chores

  • “Annoying Relatives: 'Heated political discussions may require heavier dosage.'"

  • “Unruly Children

  • “Telemarketers: 'I can save you bundle if you switch today, blah, blah, blah.'"

  • “Hangovers (Wine Flu): 'Not to be confused with still drunk.'"

  • “Irritable Bitch Syndrome: 'See also: Chronic Bitch Face.'"

  • “Zombie Apocalypse 

This 3-bottle wine holder will be sure to make you the center of attention at any gathering with its tongue-in-cheek wisecracks and wine-chilling powers. So, order your 3-bottle wine bag from Chris's Stuff today, and don't forget, 3 bottles is always better than one!

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