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Stack of light blue napkins with humorous text You drink too much, you cuss too much, and you have questionable morals. You're everything I ever wanted in a friend

Funny Cocktail Napkins - You drink too much

$3.70 (Excl. VAT)

Here's a playful product description for your You drink too much cocktail napkins: Meet your new favorite napkin—one that gets it. These hilarious cocktail napkins celebrate the unfiltered friends who make...

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Here's a playful product description for your You drink too much cocktail napkins: Meet your new favorite napkin—one that gets it. These hilarious cocktail napkins celebrate the unfiltered friends who make life interesting: the ones who drink too much, cuss too much, and somehow became exactly who you needed. Perfect for laying out at parties, bar nights, or anywhere real friends gather without pretense. Absorbent, durable, and brutally honest, they spark laughs and nod to the bonds that matter most. Because true friendship isn't about being perfect—it's about finding people who accept your chaos and match your energy.

  • 100% Paper Product
  • 25 Napkins Per Individual Pack (24 packs per case)
  • 3 Ply - 5" x 5" napkin, 10" x 10" when open
  • Napkin packages sold individually
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30 Day Return Policy

We will gladly accept returns of new, unused and unworn merchandise within 30 days of the delivery date. Please note that all returned items must be in flawless condition and capable of being resold.

Please let us know why you returning the item:

  1. You ordered the wrong product (or size)
  2. We shipped you the wrong product
  3. The product was damaged

If you ordered the wrong item or we shipped you the wrong item, please email the purchase details to info@chrisstuff.com.

For damaged products, call 1-800-218-7085 immediately. Please take a photo and email to info@chrisstuff.com along with another other pertinent details.

Shipping Information

Our goal is to have your order packed and shipped within 24 hours of receiving it.

Please allow 5 -7 working days for most deliveries in the U.S. For International Customers allow 3-4 weeks. We offer Ground Service and 3 Day Select.

Product Specs
SKU BU545
Brand Chris's Stuff, Inc
Weight 0.21 lb