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Funny Cocktail Napkins - Housework

$3.70 (Excl. VAT)

Here's a playful product description for your Housework cocktail napkins: Why risk it? These hilarious cocktail napkins capture the philosophy we're all living by: "Housework won't kill you, but why take...

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Here's a playful product description for your Housework cocktail napkins: Why risk it? These hilarious cocktail napkins capture the philosophy we're all living by: "Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance?" Perfect for anyone who'd rather spend time with friends than scrubbing floors. Soft, absorbent, and unapologetically lazy, they bring a smile to every gathering—especially when guests realize you've prioritized fun over dusting. Lay them out at dinner parties, brunches, or happy hours and watch people nod in agreement. Because life's too short to stress about a spotless home when you could be making memories instead.

  • 100% Paper Product
  • 25 Napkins Per Individual Pack (24 packs per case)
  • 3 Ply - 5" x 5" napkin, 10" x 10" when open
  • Napkin packages sold individually
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Return Policy

30 Day Return Policy

We will gladly accept returns of new, unused and unworn merchandise within 30 days of the delivery date. Please note that all returned items must be in flawless condition and capable of being resold.

Please let us know why you returning the item:

  1. You ordered the wrong product (or size)
  2. We shipped you the wrong product
  3. The product was damaged

If you ordered the wrong item or we shipped you the wrong item, please email the purchase details to info@chrisstuff.com.

For damaged products, call 1-800-218-7085 immediately. Please take a photo and email to info@chrisstuff.com along with another other pertinent details.

Shipping Information

Our goal is to have your order packed and shipped within 24 hours of receiving it.

Please allow 5 -7 working days for most deliveries in the U.S. For International Customers allow 3-4 weeks. We offer Ground Service and 3 Day Select.

Product Specs
SKU BU540
Brand Chris's Stuff, Inc
Weight 0.21 lb